Behold! I am doing a new thing.

Now it springs forth, do you not perceive it?  Well apparently you do perceive it if you’re reading this.  I was reading Isaiah 43:19 and decided to follow the scriptures and do something new.  This being that I am starting a blog.  Yep, you’re looking at it.  This is….MINE!  Finally, I have somewhere to post my deepest, darkest secrets and have them revealed to the world.  At last, I can reveal my most depressing thoughts and gain pity from people I don’t even know!  BWAHAHAHAHA!

Hmmmmmm, but do I really need to dwell on depressing thoughts and work at gaining pity?  I think the answer to that question would have to be a big fat(and I mean really fat)

 NO!!!

It seems that 90% of all the blogs I look at are always just a place for people to talk about how crappy things are and then tell how much they wish things were better.  I definitely don’t want this to be like that.  I’ll write my thoughts down, and I’m sure I will feel confused and weird sometimes.  But I never want that to become the focus of what I write.

So Pez–you may be asking–if you didn’t start a blog to gain pity or dwell on how depressed you are, what did you start it for?!?!?  Well, that’s a very good question.  I commend you for asking.  The truth is, I’m not really sure.  I guess I figured that since I can’t talk to half of my friends–and I don’t really get much of I chance to talk to the other half that much either–I could at least have a place for people to check and know that I’m still alive.

So yes, if you’ve found this blog, I AM STILL ALIVE.

Okay.  So now that you know I’m still alive, you’re probably wondering what in the world I’m going to fill this blog with.  Surely I’m not just going to update on how alive I am.  That would be rude and extremely unfulfilling.  Don’t worry!  I know how deep your Pezzy desire is.  I won’t let you down.  Or at least I’ll try not to.

I’m still not really sure what I’m going to write here.  I mean, I’m in a prayer room for at least six hours a day, so I’m sure I’ll have some spiritual insight to put on here.  But I don’t want this to become one of those preachy, teachy blogs.  That’d get boring after a while.  I’ll talk about what’s going on in my life.  If I get a really cool revelation, I might share it with you all.  Though many of my revelations are between me and God, so don’t expect a ton of that.  I’ll probably put up a silly story or badly rhymed poem every so often, just for fun.

I want this to be fun.  I don’t really want to have some uber point that I’m trying to get across.  I just want to write like I’m talking with my friends and hope that some of them will actually spend time reading it.  I don’t want you all to forget about me for goodness sake! XP

Anyway, I do have some rules.  Because this internship is a time of consecration, I’m not allowed to talk to girls over the internet, texting, etc.  So I’d appreciate it if girls didn’t comment on anything here.  That would ’cause me to want to reply, and I really don’t want the temptation to break the rules.  Guys though, please do comment and just say hi or something.  It’ll at least let me know that I’m not wasting my time here.

If my peeps back home will read it though, I’ll keep it going.  Cooliness dudes.  Well, here’s a riddle to keep you occupied while you wait for another post.

There once was a man

Who had a Sedan,

But his car never worked nor had gas;

Then he woke up one day

And shouted horray,

As he heard his car playing jazz

He ran to the car

For it wasn’t very far

To find what had fixed his machine

But all that he found

Was the musical sound;

And his car was nowhere to be seen

 

The question is:  If the jazz music didn’t come from the car, where did it come from?

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